From the recording From: All of Us To: All of You (The Phat Cat Swinger Christmas Album)
Well, well, well, well...
Now, let me tell you a story
About someone who despises the holidays!
He's mean and he's green, ooh...
Now listen up
You're a mean one, Mister Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus, you're as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch!
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel
You're a monster, Mister Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul, Mister Grinch!
I wouldn't wanna have to touch you with a thirty-nine and a half foot pole
Woah, no-no! Keep him far, far away from me now!
You're a vile one, Mister Grinch
You have termites in your smile
You have all the tender sweetness of a seasick crocodile, Mister Grinch!
Given the choice between the two of you, well I'm gonna have to take the seasick crocodile
Tick-tock, tick-tock, watch out for the big bad croc now! Ha, ha, ha...
You're a foul one, Mister Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk
Your heart is full of unwashed socks, your soul is full of gunk, Mister Grinch!
The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote
"Stink! Stank! Stunk!"
You're a rotter, Mister Grinch
You're the king of sinful sots
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched with moldy purple spots, Mister Grinch!
Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
With the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots
Oh, let's go!
You nauseate me, Mister Grinch
With a nauseous super naus
You're a crooked, jerky jocky and you drive a crooked hoss, Mister Grinch!
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic sauce!